<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680</id><updated>2011-07-28T14:25:46.951-05:00</updated><category term='tv news'/><category term='Beatles'/><category term='surf report'/><category term='south'/><category term='nail guns'/><category term='gadgets'/><category term='hero of the day'/><category term='Iowa'/><category term='tales of the very erotic'/><category term='80s'/><category term='awesomeness'/><category term='geeks'/><category term='news pile'/><category term='fast food'/><category term='one bad cop'/><category term='star wars'/><category term='legal briefs'/><category term='love bytes'/><category term='announcement'/><category term='kids today'/><category term='buford t justice'/><category term='wasted weekend report'/><category term='white sox'/><category term='gnr'/><category term='myers'/><category term='video'/><category term='thinning the herd'/><category term='celebs'/><category term='speed racer'/><category term='squirrels'/><category term='cars'/><category term='school days'/><category term='show prep'/><category term='batman'/><category term='bad santa'/><category term='Bears'/><category term='brews news'/><category term='soundboard'/><category term='politics'/><category term='animal farm'/><category term='cartoon'/><category term='muckraking mondays'/><category term='bad medicine'/><category term='games'/><category term='dumbass'/><category term='babes'/><category term='freaks'/><category term='bacon'/><category term='believe it or don&apos;t'/><category term='creepy'/><category term='parents'/><category term='science on the march'/><category term='wisconsin'/><category term='sportsdesk'/><category term='pain'/><category term='mutants'/><category term='guests'/><category term='fail'/><category term='turtles'/><category term='chicken'/><category term='scam'/><category term='ATW'/><category term='amazing larry'/><title type='text'>Dave &amp; Darren In The Morning-ROCK 104-9</title><subtitle type='html'>A mix of stories we've talked about on the air (mornings on ROCK 104-9) and things we think you should know about.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>967</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-4987122146419494116</id><published>2010-10-15T07:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-15T07:38:21.855-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='awesomeness'/><title type='text'>Brett Favre Mash Up</title><summary type='text'>It's been a rough couple of weeks for Brett Favre, but maybe if he saw this mash-up he'd feel better.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4987122146419494116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4987122146419494116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/10/brett-favre-mash-up.html' title='Brett Favre Mash Up'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-5273258550231044543</id><published>2010-10-06T07:14:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-06T08:19:37.715-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animal farm'/><title type='text'>Animal Farm 10/6</title><summary type='text'>A pig born with only its two front legs has become a local celebrity in China after learning to walk. The 10-month-old pig manages to balance and walk on her front legs even though she now weighs more than 100 pounds. Named by villagers Zhu Jianqiang (strong-willed pig), the pig attracts crowds of visitors to its owner's home each day. Wang Xihai started training the two-legged piglet to walk </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5273258550231044543'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5273258550231044543'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/10/animal-farm-106.html' title='Animal Farm 10/6'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/TKx2JtAJR5I/AAAAAAAAC5Y/_zteTDQPH8g/s72-c/animalfarm.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2304443058817815401</id><published>2010-10-05T04:11:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-05T07:22:43.652-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love bytes'/><title type='text'>Love Bytes</title><summary type='text'>In Largo, Florida, a couple were arrested and charged with domestic battery last week after an argument escalated into a food fight. Keane Langel and his girlfriend, Brenda Riley, were arguing at their home just after midnight when Langel started spitting bananas on Riley and throwing doughnuts at her. Riley, 49, then "armed herself with a banana," ripped the fruit into two pieces and jammed them</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2304443058817815401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2304443058817815401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/10/love-bytes.html' title='Love Bytes'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/TKsXuRwOQfI/AAAAAAAAC5Q/BGkDPhL46cI/s72-c/lovebytes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-4334150578898524485</id><published>2010-10-04T09:18:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-15T07:38:44.018-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='believe it or don&apos;t'/><title type='text'>Believe it or Don't</title><summary type='text'>A Northern Territory woman is convinced a horny ghost is haunting her home. Jennifer Mills-Young claims the ghost, named Kevin, once tried to drag her out of bed in the middle of the night. "I was asleep," she said. "I woke up when someone grabbed my wrist. I though, 'Hmmm, hubby wants a bit of romance', when I suddenly remembered he wasn't even at home." Mills-Young said she could feel the hand </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4334150578898524485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4334150578898524485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/10/believe-it-or-dont.html' title='Believe it or Don&apos;t'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-4288985370729808262</id><published>2010-08-25T08:23:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-25T09:07:19.623-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animal farm'/><title type='text'>Animal Farm 8/25</title><summary type='text'>Ivan Rogers works as an animal control officer for Bay County, Florida. Two months ago, someone dropped off a one-year-old pet pig, named Fluffy. Although two people had expressed interest in adopting Fluffy, Officer Rogers decided to adopt Fluffy himself - for dinner. He took the pig home, butchered it and ate it. Rogers acknowledged, in a written statement, he "failed to practice proper </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4288985370729808262'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4288985370729808262'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/08/animal-farm-825.html' title='Animal Farm 8/25'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/THUa5gKkflI/AAAAAAAAC5A/-PrfvbznvY0/s72-c/vcm_s_kf_repr_291x75.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-780745275683992068</id><published>2010-08-25T08:07:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-25T08:39:58.372-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thinning the herd'/><title type='text'>Thinning the Herd 8/25</title><summary type='text'>Tobias Wong had no apparent reason to commit suicide. He had a rising career as a designer and conceptual artist, and was in a stable, loving relationship. "We were always thinking about our future," says his boyfriend, Tim Dubitsky. "We wanted kids. We wanted to find a house." Instead, the 35-year-old hanged himself - and Dubitsky is convinced he did it while sleepwalking.Wong was among the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/780745275683992068'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/780745275683992068'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/08/thinning-herd-825.html' title='Thinning the Herd 8/25'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/THUVs8NXdBI/AAAAAAAAC44/7y_js4XNabo/s72-c/vcm_s_kf_repr_308x83.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-4973867618866591779</id><published>2010-08-25T07:07:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-25T07:47:48.360-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tales of the very erotic'/><title type='text'>Tales of the VERRRRY Erotic 8/25</title><summary type='text'>Thailand locals say a 100-year-old tree resembles female genitalia, and recently developed a "fist-sized sparkling lump." After finding the number 008 in the trunk somehow, villagers played the lottery and won, though the tree hasn't produced more lucky digits.A New Orleans woman was jailed for ten days after she went to court in low-riding shorts which revealed her underwear. Kimberly Senette, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4973867618866591779'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4973867618866591779'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/08/tales-of-verrrry-erotic-825.html' title='Tales of the VERRRRY Erotic 8/25'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/THUQwkKh4tI/AAAAAAAAC4w/L8e4pGfSfQU/s72-c/erotic.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2811055900663755310</id><published>2010-08-24T18:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-24T18:35:20.929-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='80s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dumbass'/><title type='text'>Stupid Bret Michaels</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2811055900663755310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2811055900663755310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/08/stupid-bret-michaels.html' title='Stupid Bret Michaels'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-7165178754938467420</id><published>2010-08-24T06:57:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-24T07:03:21.979-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape From Wisconsin 8/22</title><summary type='text'>A woman had 37 items in her cart when she went to the checkout at the Piggly Wiggly in Saukville, Wisconsin. There was no one waiting or in line at the 10 items or less register, so she asked the clerk if she could take her and the clerk said yes. Soon another customer came up and strenuously objected with "Can't you (bleeping) read?" "The female subject, the complainant then turned back toward </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7165178754938467420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7165178754938467420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/08/escap.html' title='Escape From Wisconsin 8/22'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/THO0BHqsX0I/AAAAAAAAC4g/90FL1cnTOME/s72-c/vcm_s_kf_repr_300x75.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-4944781486160934990</id><published>2010-08-11T15:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-11T15:45:17.252-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='awesomeness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bears'/><title type='text'>The Lovie Smith Interview</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4944781486160934990'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4944781486160934990'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/08/lovie-smith-interview.html' title='The Lovie Smith Interview'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-8452549944913787247</id><published>2010-08-06T07:14:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-06T07:21:14.917-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape From Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>Between the cream puffs and everything you can get on a stick, food at the Wisconsin State Fair is a dish best served over the top. Ladies and gentlemen, meet 2010's early favorite: the Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger.Sold at the Machine Shed tent at the fair, the $5 burger features the normal patty and melted cheese, but with a Krispy Kreme doughnut for a bun. For an extra dollar, patrons can top the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8452549944913787247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8452549944913787247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/08/escape-from-wisconsin.html' title='Escape From Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/TFv-J_zLNlI/AAAAAAAAC4Y/fV6-jrehapc/s72-c/vcm_s_kf_m160_160x40.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-8098019776628213710</id><published>2010-07-30T08:28:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-30T08:29:05.476-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='awesomeness'/><title type='text'>Hide Ya Husbands</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8098019776628213710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8098019776628213710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/07/hide-ya-husbands.html' title='Hide Ya Husbands'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-8141243539643706952</id><published>2010-07-21T12:45:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-07-21T12:46:08.567-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad santa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='amazing larry'/><title type='text'>Susan Boyle Contest Entry</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8141243539643706952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8141243539643706952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/07/susan-boyle-contest-entry.html' title='Susan Boyle Contest Entry'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-3421297379477297612</id><published>2010-06-08T06:43:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-08T07:23:55.323-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animal farm'/><title type='text'>Animal Farm</title><summary type='text'>South Africa's vultures are being pushed into extinction by gamblers who believe smoking their dried brains will give them special powers, wildlife organisations have warned.While British fans study the form book and the back pages, some South Africans believe the "muti" magic will help them predict football match results. And they are hoping the World Cup will be a great opportunity for a big </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3421297379477297612'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3421297379477297612'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/06/animal-farm.html' title='Animal Farm'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/TA4uHhq6uzI/AAAAAAAAC4E/A9OQ6K4Ogvs/s72-c/vcm_s_kf_m160_160x41.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-7294506329682063608</id><published>2010-05-28T06:02:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-28T06:49:16.636-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape From Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>Authorities in Wisconsin said a man has been charged with bigamy after he told police he meant to divorce his first wife, but he lost track of time - for three years. Police said Alex Buehler, 37, who was charged with the felony, was still married to his first wife when he married another woman on March 25, 2007, in Las Vegas. Buehler's second wife called police May 14 and said her husband had </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7294506329682063608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7294506329682063608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/05/escape-from-wisconsin_28.html' title='Escape From Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-317101884546283216</id><published>2010-05-11T06:39:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-11T07:16:36.657-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>A man going by the name of Kenny Strasser - although it's not entirely clear who he really is - has been scamming midwestern TV stations, getting on local morning shows by proclaiming himself to be a yo-yo master. At least five television stations - four in Wisconsin - put him on live television in recent weeks. He gets on the show, gets interviewd for three or four minutes, announces some great </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/317101884546283216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/317101884546283216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/05/escape-from-wisconsin.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-4806751872209529662</id><published>2010-05-11T04:45:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-11T04:45:00.748-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school days'/><title type='text'>School Days Fool Days 5/11</title><summary type='text'>School governors have sacked a philosophy teacher from his job after discovering his secret life - as a blood smeared death metal rock singer. By day shaven-headed Thomas Gurrath, 29, discussed ethics with his 14-year-old pupils at his high school in Stuttgart.But by night he calls himself The Bloodbeast and writhes around on stage covered in animal blood with topless backing singers and his band</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4806751872209529662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4806751872209529662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/05/school-days-fool-days-511.html' title='School Days Fool Days 5/11'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S-gqjIA8fcI/AAAAAAAAC30/kJjVfnKvvdc/s72-c/schooldaysfooldays.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2101865373127072337</id><published>2010-05-07T06:42:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-07T07:26:44.395-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin 5/7</title><summary type='text'>An Appleton woman will spend nine months in jail for trying to extort $500,000 from an upscale restaurant. Debbie Miller planted a rat in her lunch back in April 2008, before asking for the money in exchange for keeping quiet about the incident. She threatened to alert the media if the money wasn't paid. An investigation determined that it was a domestic white rat that had been cooked in a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2101865373127072337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2101865373127072337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/05/escape-from-wisconsin-57.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin 5/7'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S-P-NRMMTBI/AAAAAAAAC3s/s86HlU7GE8E/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-5321611365701727756</id><published>2010-05-06T06:45:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-06T07:07:25.486-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ATW'/><title type='text'>Around the World in 80 Seconds 5/6/10</title><summary type='text'>DATELINE CROATIA: A Croatian soccer player booked for diving had actually dropped dead of a heart attack. Goran Tunjic, a 32-year-old defender playing for the Mladost FC, collapsed in the 35th minute of the County League match against Hrvatski Sokola, prompting the referee to approach the player brandishing a yellow card. Tragically, however, the player had suffered a fatal heart attack. The </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5321611365701727756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5321611365701727756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/05/around-world-in-80-seconds-5610.html' title='Around the World in 80 Seconds 5/6/10'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S-Kv9Ub19QI/AAAAAAAAC3k/OknUQ1pfSw0/s72-c/atwin80.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-8232807341694007977</id><published>2010-05-06T06:17:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-05-06T06:53:06.079-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin 5/6/10</title><summary type='text'>A man dressed in women's clothing and makeup has been stealing cars and leading police on high-speed chases. According to Wauwatosa police, the most recent incident occurred Friday morning, when a motorcycle cop stopped a speeding vehicle and noticed the male driver was dressed as a woman. The driver quickly accelerated the car and fled. A chase ensued for about a minute, but with the fleeing </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8232807341694007977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8232807341694007977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/05/escape-from-wisconsin-5610.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin 5/6/10'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S-KqMrEX7BI/AAAAAAAAC3c/e7NALmdgv3Q/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1745455746987580076</id><published>2010-04-26T05:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-26T06:42:00.485-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>Thieves have been targeting dairy farmers to steal bull semen. The semen in one theft, in Rock County, Wisconsin, was valued at $22,000; another in Brodhead, Wisconsin, was valued at $35,000. Farmers believe thieves might be selling the semen on the black market. Dairyman Doug Nifong and three other area farmers recently had liquid nitrogen tanks full of frozen semen stolen from their properties.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1745455746987580076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1745455746987580076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/04/escape-from-wisconsin_26.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S9V79DLjCPI/AAAAAAAAC3U/pie6__r_iwE/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2306004265489370356</id><published>2010-04-14T07:16:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-14T07:24:19.291-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science on the march'/><title type='text'>SCIENCE! On the MARCH!!!</title><summary type='text'>Turning on a light at night for a few seconds to go to the toilet can cause changes that might lead to cancer. Researchers in the UK and Israel found that when a light is turned on at night, it triggers an 'over-expression' of cells linked to the formation of cancer. Previous research has linked an increased risk of breast cancer and prostate cancer in workers exposed to artificial light on night</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2306004265489370356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2306004265489370356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/04/science-on-march.html' title='SCIENCE! On the MARCH!!!'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S8WzM3quG4I/AAAAAAAAC3M/5T3MeSuDixQ/s72-c/science.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1923878915381183399</id><published>2010-04-08T08:03:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-08T08:14:58.515-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad medicine'/><title type='text'>Bad Medicine</title><summary type='text'>A 40-year-old Phoenix, Arizona, man is in trouble for posing as a fertility doctor. Jeffrey Graybill posted ads on Craigslist and offered men thousands of dollars for sperm donations. Sometimes the "patients" would go to the suspect's house - sometimes the suspect would go to the victims' homes. Graybill would conduct a "physical" on the victims, which included touching young men's genitals. He </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1923878915381183399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1923878915381183399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/04/bad-medicine.html' title='Bad Medicine'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S73WgewF3PI/AAAAAAAAC3E/ycwjse1nGRA/s72-c/medicine.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-6645041558661695813</id><published>2010-04-07T09:16:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-04-07T09:18:59.458-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'> Racine man has come forward to claim a $7.5 million lottery jackpot.Albert Mohrbacher Jr. had the only winning ticket in the March 27 Megabucks drawing. He turned in his winning ticket Tuesday.Even though his ticket is worth $7.5 million, he'll take home far less than that. Mohrbacher decided to claim his prize as a lump sum, which works out to $4.2 million. After taxes, that's about $2.8 </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6645041558661695813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6645041558661695813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/04/escape-from-wisconsin.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S7yUTivfw0I/AAAAAAAAC28/LvgCHYbRvOQ/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-108784300378873783</id><published>2010-03-31T08:24:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-31T08:50:35.478-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love bytes'/><title type='text'>Love Bytes 3/31</title><summary type='text'>In Indonesia, a 19-year-old boy had a rather extreme reaction after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man. He chopped off his own penis and threw it down a well! Doctors say the boy from a village in Central Java was lucky to be alive. He arrived at the hospital in critical condition from extreme loss of blood. General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto said, 'Cutting off a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/108784300378873783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/108784300378873783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/03/love-bytes-331.html' title='Love Bytes 3/31'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S7NRWr_j36I/AAAAAAAAC20/P-v21N00IeM/s72-c/lovebytes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-4356170335513078408</id><published>2010-03-31T07:02:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-31T07:09:30.965-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fast food'/><title type='text'>Fast Food Nation 3/31</title><summary type='text'>A Hackettstown, New Jersey man is facing charges for allegedly attacking a 14-year-old boy with a bag of burgers.  Cops say 27-year-old Eduardo Liriano was likely intoxicated when he came at the boy inside a home early Saturday morning, socking the teen over the head with a bag of White Castle hamburgers.  Liriano then allegedly repeatedly punched the teen before fleeing.  Cops caught up with </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4356170335513078408'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4356170335513078408'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/03/fast-food-nation-331.html' title='Fast Food Nation 3/31'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S7M6MX_D1OI/AAAAAAAAC2s/aq__P4z1l4E/s72-c/ffnation.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1434158004916201053</id><published>2010-03-31T06:23:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-31T06:49:01.566-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thinning the herd'/><title type='text'>Thinning The Herd 3/31</title><summary type='text'>If you haven't heard of James Schneider, he's actually a very well known global warming activist. But he's no longer with us as he and a journalist friend were found -- frozen to death! Their bodies were discovered about 90 miles from South Pole Station by a pilot who said, 'There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1434158004916201053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1434158004916201053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/03/thinning-herd-331.html' title='Thinning The Herd 3/31'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S7M2p_H9dlI/AAAAAAAAC2k/p0vTlOFg_rk/s72-c/thinningtheherd.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-7845690116481287495</id><published>2010-03-26T08:45:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-26T08:48:26.139-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animal farm'/><title type='text'>Animal Farm 3/26</title><summary type='text'>A woman was held hostage in her house by a horny goose. Joanne Martin said she tried to leave her Witt, Illinois, home earlier this month and caught an amorous goose in the throes of mating season making advances to the concrete goose statue next to her car. Whenever she opened the door, the goose put down his head and charged at her. Martin said she called two friends who agreed to come over </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7845690116481287495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7845690116481287495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/03/animal-farm-326.html' title='Animal Farm 3/26'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S6y7GIuyDfI/AAAAAAAAC2c/L_vGa8ughb4/s72-c/animalfarm.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-115925622864524278</id><published>2010-03-26T06:35:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-26T06:36:33.042-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thinning the herd'/><title type='text'>Thinning The Herd</title><summary type='text'>A skydiver whose parachute collapsed as he was photographing skydiving tandems has died after crashing through a condo roof in Texas.Witnesses say the man's parachute opened but collapsed when he turned into the wind to land in Port Aransas, a coastal town about 15 miles northeast of Corpus Christi.A Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman says the experienced skydiver survived the initial </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/115925622864524278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/115925622864524278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/03/thinning-herd.html' title='Thinning The Herd'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S6ycNuGW0mI/AAAAAAAAC2M/-6YnL4YjiRw/s72-c/thinningtheherd.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-6477035842484069284</id><published>2010-03-24T06:08:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-24T07:20:11.934-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school days'/><title type='text'>School Days Fool Days</title><summary type='text'>Delano, California police were called to Cesar Chavez High School around 10:30 a.m. Monday and arrested 59-year-old Matthew Davis, who is a substitute teacher, for allegedly urinating in the classroom. Some students reported seeing Davis urinate in the classroom, though the police has also received reports that contradict those allegations as well. The incident is being investigated.A teacher has</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6477035842484069284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6477035842484069284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/03/school-days-fool-days.html' title='School Days Fool Days'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S6oDdpYMG1I/AAAAAAAAC2E/Af6qvN6lAOI/s72-c/schooldaysfooldays.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1745119116186923838</id><published>2010-03-23T07:02:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-26T07:25:08.249-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>A 20-year-old Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin man took a dare from some children in a house he was visiting and tried to go down the laundry chute. Yada yada yada ... When emergency crews arrived on the scene Saturday afternoon, they found the man's legs dangling from the chute in the basement. His chest was wedged in the chute, with his arms above his head. Firemen grabbed one of the man's legs and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1745119116186923838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1745119116186923838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/03/escape-from-wisconsin_23.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S6ymY7JauaI/AAAAAAAAC2U/lN5qxZXtH_I/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2940653278449391977</id><published>2010-03-09T09:55:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-10T07:38:57.599-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fast food'/><title type='text'>Fast Food Nation</title><summary type='text'>Some dude named Peter in San Francisco has stumbled upon a McDonald’s secret menu item that can only be ordered during the changeover from breakfast to the standard menu. The Mc10:35 is the unholy but oh-so-hot union between the McDouble and Egg McMuffin. Here’s what he says about it:“I heard about this from a cashier at one of the local McDonald’s. He said it’s getting kind of a cult following </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2940653278449391977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2940653278449391977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/03/fast-food-nation.html' title='Fast Food Nation'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-8619472645870511564</id><published>2010-03-08T06:05:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T07:35:19.632-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>A Wisconsin man was unable to talk his way out of a DUI charge over the weekend. According to the 'Sheboygan Press,' Joseph Sagal told police his car had been stolen after he drove it into a snow bank. The 42-year-old called police early Saturday morning to report his missing ride. Police found the car in a snow bank a short time later. Authorities tracked footprints that matched Sagal's from the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8619472645870511564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8619472645870511564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/03/escape-from-wisconsin.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S5T9DwsXBbI/AAAAAAAAC18/SZC4xyjzz2I/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-6239177757383995587</id><published>2010-03-01T04:34:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T06:53:37.722-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin 3/1</title><summary type='text'>A Wisconsin couple wanted their baby born legitimate! So parents-to-be Erin Heather and Mark Weber tied the knot - while Erin was in labor! Their wedding was originally supposed to take place a week before the due date, but the baby decided to arrive early. The couple, who've been together 11 years, rushed to St. Mary's Hospital in Madison and quickly said their 'I dos' in a makeshift chapel in </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6239177757383995587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6239177757383995587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/03/escape-from-wisconsin-31.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin 3/1'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S4u4yp2kVOI/AAAAAAAAC10/arL4INrjZ54/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-199631036559494151</id><published>2010-02-10T09:11:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-10T09:16:20.244-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin 2/10</title><summary type='text'>The highest paid city government employee in Madison, Wisconsin last year? Bus driver John E. Nelson, who earned $159,258 in 2009, including $109,892 in overtime and other pay. Nelson was among seven bus drivers who made more than $100,000 last year thanks to a union contract that lets the most senior drivers who have the highest base salaries get first crack at overtime.An Illinois man was drunk</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/199631036559494151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/199631036559494151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/02/escape-from-wisconsin-210.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin 2/10'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S3LNgquQRNI/AAAAAAAAC1o/q8KpHwPR6XE/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1318608575943350990</id><published>2010-02-05T07:16:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-05T07:33:30.193-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thinning the herd'/><title type='text'>Thinning The Herd 2/5</title><summary type='text'>Four years ago in Ljubljana, Slovenia, three bull mastiffs attacked and seriously injured a passer-by outside their owner's house. The dogs spent years in custody while their owner, a 52-year-old doctor, fought to get the dogs back, sparking a national controversy. Last year, in June, he finally got the dogs back. On Tuesday of this week, the dogs attacked the man in his garden, killing him.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1318608575943350990'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1318608575943350990'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/02/thinning-herd-25.html' title='Thinning The Herd 2/5'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-73458624551014763</id><published>2010-02-03T07:32:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-03T07:36:59.406-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school days'/><title type='text'>School Days, Fool Days 2/3</title><summary type='text'>She was supposed to teach technology, and how to make good choices in life. But choices and cell phones led her to jail, to court and finally to the ranks of sex offender. Christy Lynn Martin, a former teacher at Azalea Middle School, was sentenced to five years' probation Tuesday for sexting an eighth grade student last year. Martin, 33, pleaded guilty to transmitting pornographic images through</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/73458624551014763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/73458624551014763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/02/school-days-fool-days-23.html' title='School Days, Fool Days 2/3'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S2l655TtAFI/AAAAAAAAC1g/ViZcP4xUF1E/s72-c/schooldaysfooldays.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2993013451477401497</id><published>2010-02-03T07:30:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-03T07:32:03.632-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animal farm'/><title type='text'>Animal Farm 2/3</title><summary type='text'>Asian cobras are a concern in Maryland parking lots.  Baltimore City Animal Control recovered the poisonous snake last week after a woman said she had been bitten in a shopping center parking lot.  She stuffed the snake into a bag and went for treatment. Antivenom was flown in from Philadelphia.  The snake has been taken to the a zoo.  Officials point out that keeping the cobra as a pet in </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2993013451477401497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2993013451477401497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/02/animal-farm-23.html' title='Animal Farm 2/3'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S2l6yMqdwRI/AAAAAAAAC1Y/FF5OTN2iZ60/s72-c/animalfarm.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2445989376816583977</id><published>2010-02-02T07:18:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-03T08:02:42.327-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love bytes'/><title type='text'>Love Bytes 2/2</title><summary type='text'>A 59-year-old Swedish man has been arrested for pushing 19 mice through his ex-wife's mail slot - that's m-a-i-l slot. Knowing that his ex-wife suffered from musophobia - an unreasonable and disproportionate fear of rats and mice - he arrived at her apartment in the northern Stockholm suburb of Marsta in the early hours of Sunday morning bearing a paper bag full of mice. The 37-year-old woman </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2445989376816583977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2445989376816583977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/02/love-bytes-22.html' title='Love Bytes 2/2'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-493018713432121053</id><published>2010-01-28T08:10:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-28T08:22:46.007-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin 1/28</title><summary type='text'>A Union Grove, Wisconsin high school is going to try to stop dirty dancing at an upcoming school dance. Officials at Union Grove High School have issued dance rules for the January 30 winter formal:- "When dancing back to front, all dancers must remain upright - no sexual bending is allowed. For example, no hands on knees and no hands on the dance floor with your buttocks touching your dance </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/493018713432121053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/493018713432121053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/01/escape-from-wisconsin-128.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin 1/28'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-107014890572290042</id><published>2010-01-26T07:14:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T08:28:42.799-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love bytes'/><title type='text'>Love Bytes 1/26</title><summary type='text'>A Florida man is facing battery charges after wearing his girlfriend's nightgown.  The "Naples News" reports that Lawrence Jay Horowitz was arrested last week after he allegedly beat his lover.  The couple returned home last Thursday night after a night out with friends when the Fort Myers resident decided to throw on one of his girlfriend's nightgowns.  The unidentified woman made a comment </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/107014890572290042'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/107014890572290042'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/01/love-bytes-126.html' title='Love Bytes 1/26'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S172W5Ld9CI/AAAAAAAAC1Q/v6jHpXv9HVg/s72-c/lovebytes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-7249277931812204280</id><published>2010-01-25T07:49:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-25T08:02:44.505-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parents'/><title type='text'>Parents of the Year? 1/25</title><summary type='text'>As punishment for bad grades, a Georgia mother forced her 12-year-old son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer. The day after he was forced to kill his pet, the child told his teacher, who then reported the incident to DFCS (Division of Family and Child Services) authorities, who contacted police. The pet’s death allegedly took place at the family’s Warm Springs home.On Friday, the 38-year-old </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7249277931812204280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7249277931812204280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/01/parents-of-year-125.html' title='Parents of the Year? 1/25'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S12j_D8nT1I/AAAAAAAAC1I/whIoSDGOLf8/s72-c/parents.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-3031064684579478626</id><published>2010-01-21T06:33:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-21T07:24:32.303-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>Police in Fon du Lac, Wisconsin, responded to a complaint of loud noise coming from a man's apartment last week. Officers said they could hear John Denver music through the door. An officer pounded on the door but the man didn't answer. Finally the officer found out the man's name from a neighbor and called to him, bringing the man to the door. When asked why he had the music so loud, the man </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3031064684579478626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3031064684579478626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/01/escape-from-wisconsin.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S1hVeCu9AwI/AAAAAAAAC1A/bbUsLFuFTTk/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-5673863562628988432</id><published>2010-01-21T04:04:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-21T09:25:35.228-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animal farm'/><title type='text'>Animal Farm 1/21</title><summary type='text'>An expert in deadly animals is planning to stay for 10 days inside a box full of snakes at a Las Vegas Strip casino. Donald Schultz entered the clear glass box outside O'Sheas Casino on Sunday, starting with 50 snakes inside. Plans call for five new snakes to be added to the box each day until there are 100 snakes - including cobras, pythons and rattlesnakes. The stunt is being filmed for Animal </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5673863562628988432'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5673863562628988432'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/01/animal-farm.html' title='Animal Farm 1/21'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S1cghVD2t6I/AAAAAAAAC04/pGZpSjnNndQ/s72-c/animalfarm.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1398510227334590266</id><published>2010-01-20T08:05:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-20T09:03:44.840-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ATW'/><title type='text'>Around the World in 80 Seconds</title><summary type='text'>DATELINE MALAYASIA: Malaysian police arrested a man allegedly carrying counterfeit currency with a face value of $66 million after he tipped a hotel maid with a $500 bill. The largest U.S. bill currently in wide circulation is a $100 bill. But police found bundles of $1 million, $100,000 and $500 notes in the man's hotel room in Kuala Lumpur last week. Hotel staff alerted police after a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1398510227334590266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1398510227334590266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/01/around-world-in-80-seconds.html' title='Around the World in 80 Seconds'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S1cbSES4CMI/AAAAAAAAC0w/vxCszUdSTSU/s72-c/atwin80.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1818937514952096756</id><published>2010-01-04T07:12:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-01-04T08:23:14.657-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thinning the herd'/><title type='text'>Thinning The Herd 1/4</title><summary type='text'>A Bulgarian man was sentenced to 16 years in prison for the murder of his neighbor because he played the same song, at top volume, constantly, for more than a week. Alexander Alexandrov, 45, snapped after hearing his neighbor Martin Kromov play Robbie Williams' song "Angels" over and over. Alexandrov told the court that he was in constant terror of the music: "I could no longer think about </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1818937514952096756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1818937514952096756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2010/01/thinning-herd-14.html' title='Thinning The Herd 1/4'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/S0Hpny_SAwI/AAAAAAAAC0o/QFBrt91WkiA/s72-c/thinningtheherd.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2288054173073243459</id><published>2009-12-17T06:17:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-17T07:18:20.046-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>A 45-year-old Beaver Dam man was cited twice this week while attempting to pick his children up from a daycare while intoxicated.According to Beaver Dam Police, the man was arrested on Monday and Tuesday around 3 p.m. on both days after workers at Pooh Corners, 119 Monroe St., contacted the police about the man coming in to pick up the children. A woman at Pooh Corners reported that the man came </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2288054173073243459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2288054173073243459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/12/escape-from-wisconsin_17.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SyopMp_DOkI/AAAAAAAAC0g/Vu_lEhRkoPs/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-4921189317076986851</id><published>2009-12-14T07:13:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-14T07:19:24.940-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>A Milwaukee teacher is accused of cutting her student's hair after she says the seven-year-old refused to quit playing with it. Lamya Cammon says her teacher called her to the front of the room and used a pair of classroom scissors to cut one of her braids off in front of the entire class. After the girl began crying and walked back to her desk, while being laughed at by her peers, the Congress </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4921189317076986851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4921189317076986851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/12/escape-from-wisconsin_14.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SyY62o7LwXI/AAAAAAAAC0Y/qMZBSe0q95c/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-834954216516808267</id><published>2009-12-11T05:53:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-11T07:28:13.904-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin 12/11</title><summary type='text'>A 36-year-old Waldo, Wisconsin, man who relieved himself on a police officer has been sentenced to a year in jail.Daniel L. Shilts had been pulled over for drunk driving and decided while in the back of the police car to urinate all over the back seat, through the divider and onto the arresting officer.Shilts faced felony counts of operating while intoxicated, bail jumping and expelling bodily </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/834954216516808267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/834954216516808267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/12/escape-from-wisconsin-1211.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin 12/11'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SyIzZJisANI/AAAAAAAAC0Q/8Znl6osFlBg/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-5519302501844952856</id><published>2009-12-10T06:29:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-10T06:59:57.715-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thinning the herd'/><title type='text'>Thinning The Herd 12/10</title><summary type='text'>In the Ukraine city of Konotop, a 25-year-old chemistry student was found dead in his parents' house with his jaw blown off. The man was studying at Ukraine's Kiev Polytechnic Institute and was known for his strange habit of dipping chewing gum in citric acid. But next to the citric acid packets was what investigators called "some kind of explosive material". They believe he may have confused the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5519302501844952856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5519302501844952856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/12/thinning-herd-1210.html' title='Thinning The Herd 12/10'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SyDp2Ic3YrI/AAAAAAAAC0I/NRhhG9JReaE/s72-c/thinningtheherd.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1067133875206639088</id><published>2009-12-08T05:57:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-08T09:07:03.367-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love bytes'/><title type='text'>Love Bytes 12/8</title><summary type='text'>A 25-year-old Port St. Lucie, FL man was arrested for allegedly rubbing a hamburger on his wife’s face during an argument. Police said Daniel Boss and his wife got into it late Thursday night and started calling each other names. At some point, the woman apparently poured soda on Boss’ hamburger, causing him to grab the sandwich, rub it in her face and start throwing food. Boss left, but his wife</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1067133875206639088'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1067133875206639088'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/12/love-bytes-128.html' title='Love Bytes 12/8'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/Sx5pp_uMFXI/AAAAAAAAC0A/_XFMAk-z0rg/s72-c/lovebytes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-5097971265245981728</id><published>2009-12-04T06:10:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-04T06:12:18.485-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad santa'/><title type='text'>The Return of BAD SANTA</title><summary type='text'>Southlake Mall (just outside of Atlanta, GA) was evacuated Wednesday night after a man dressed as an elf told the mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite. But when the GBI bomb squad examined three packages left near Santa, the incident was declared a ho-ho-hoax. The bad elf, William C. Caldwell III, was being held without bond yesterday in the Clayton County Jail, charged with having hoax </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5097971265245981728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5097971265245981728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/12/return-of-bad-santa.html' title='The Return of BAD SANTA'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/Sxj8h2f66EI/AAAAAAAACz4/dmIl2g4AzPI/s72-c/badsanta.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-7400119456423972250</id><published>2009-12-03T05:16:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-03T07:27:17.450-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>In Waukesha, a man wearing a ski mask, with a gun, entered the outer doors of the Guardian Credit Union bank last Wednesday at 5:36 p.m. Too bad. The bank closed at 5:30. The inner doors were locked and police were called but the man left before they arrived. Waukesha Police Sgt. Jerry Habanek said police are reviewing security tapes and investigating. He said the robber could have planned poorly</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7400119456423972250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7400119456423972250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/12/escape-from-wisconsin.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-609794081292242312</id><published>2009-12-02T06:22:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T08:14:44.031-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thinning the herd'/><title type='text'>Thinning The Herd</title><summary type='text'>A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks. Solange Magnano, a mother of twins who won the crown in 1994, died of a pulmonary embolism Sunday after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires. The procedure involved injections and the liquid "went into her lungs and brain." Said a friend of the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/609794081292242312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/609794081292242312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/12/thinning-herd.html' title='Thinning The Herd'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2103294276918472974</id><published>2009-11-24T06:13:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-24T07:18:51.551-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>"It is better to have loved and lost..." ...well, maybe not. At least not for the 180 pound buck Mark Brye of Viroqua, Wisconsin found lying dead on his lawn in early November. In the deer breeding season bucks will defend their territory by fighting other bucks who enter it. These fights can be quite violent and sometimes deadly. Apparently the buck decided that the 640 pound cement elk lawn </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2103294276918472974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2103294276918472974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/escape-from-wisconsin_19.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-9167735617648436930</id><published>2009-11-20T05:57:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T06:05:19.974-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parents'/><title type='text'>Parents of the Year?</title><summary type='text'>An Ozark, Arkansas mother called police to report that her 10-year-old daughter Kiara was crying, screaming, and refusing to go to bed. The officer arrived at the residence last Thursday, he found the girl "screaming, kicking, and resisting every time her mother tried to touch her." The mom told him to tase her if he needed to. After Kiara continued to refuse her mother's instructions, the cop </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/9167735617648436930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/9167735617648436930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/parents-of-year.html' title='Parents of the Year?'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SwaEZxXBf0I/AAAAAAAACzw/JWJ7hV-bGK4/s72-c/parents.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2696532543565215463</id><published>2009-11-20T05:47:00.009-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T07:34:58.688-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school days'/><title type='text'>School Days, Fool Days 11/20</title><summary type='text'>He might have lost his job as a teacher, but Matthew Kaye is on his way to becoming a wrestling star. And his real-life story has become part of the melodrama in the ring. Mr. Kaye, a former social studies teacher at Benjamin N. Cardozo High School in Queens, lost his job after he was caught taking sick time to go on a pro wrestling tour. Now, he says, he has signed a contract with World </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2696532543565215463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2696532543565215463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/school-days-fool-days-1120.html' title='School Days, Fool Days 11/20'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SwaCHwE70dI/AAAAAAAACzo/uF1hHXLkocY/s72-c/schooldaysfooldays.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2824129845697512806</id><published>2009-11-19T08:24:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-19T09:38:35.048-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tales of the very erotic'/><title type='text'>Tales of the VERRRRY ERRRROTIC</title><summary type='text'>A middle-aged Taiwanese man tricked up to 20 women into sleeping with him by claiming he had a rare medical condition. Hsu Shian-ming posted photos of a handsome young man on dating sites. As women responded to the ad by phone he would tell them he had a father who had a rare medical condition where he had to have constant sex to stay alive. The women would then meet up with who they thought was </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2824129845697512806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2824129845697512806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/tales-of-verrrry-errrrotic.html' title='Tales of the VERRRRY ERRRROTIC'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-8060051450840629066</id><published>2009-11-12T09:22:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-12T09:22:29.256-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='awesomeness'/><title type='text'>Metallica cover band + Gallagher, the prop comic = Metallagher</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8060051450840629066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8060051450840629066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/metallica-cover-band-gallagher-prop.html' title='Metallica cover band + Gallagher, the prop comic = Metallagher'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-8635046308897713513</id><published>2009-11-12T08:05:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-12T08:06:21.372-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='awesomeness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='babes'/><title type='text'>WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAA!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8635046308897713513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8635046308897713513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/what-what-whaaaaaaa.html' title='WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAA!'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-7551471015371402930</id><published>2009-11-12T07:10:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-12T07:20:11.990-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school days'/><title type='text'>School Days, Fool Days 11/12</title><summary type='text'>A volunteer with Denver Public Schools could face criminal charges after taking a joke a little too far.  The volunteer was reportedly joking around with students and taped the hands and mouths of two 14-year-old boys with masking tape.  Now, parents are outraged and the volunteer has been asked not to return.  That's the second time in recent months a DPS student was illegally restrained by an </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7551471015371402930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7551471015371402930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/school-days-fool-days-1112.html' title='School Days, Fool Days 11/12'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SvwLgWuUeNI/AAAAAAAACzg/oH_VnOruRe8/s72-c/schooldaysfooldays.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2684687043554471751</id><published>2009-11-11T06:28:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-11T06:39:42.329-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science on the march'/><title type='text'>Science ON THE MARCH!!!</title><summary type='text'>From Buzzfeed.com comes a collection of real, strange school science fair projects. Here are the titles:1. Moon Babies2. Which Music Will My Cats Like?3. Elmer's Glue and Play-Doh: Part of a Healthy Diet?4. What Do My Farts Smell Like?5. Is Ham Tasty?6. Will There Be Minorities in Heaven?7. The Sphincter: Ringed Muscle Gateway to the Scatalogical8. Filariasis: Bringer of Cankles, Balooner of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2684687043554471751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2684687043554471751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/science-on-march.html' title='Science ON THE MARCH!!!'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SvquVZJOc5I/AAAAAAAACzY/JIB_EGfW09c/s72-c/science.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-6771784269060274604</id><published>2009-11-09T07:32:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-09T08:19:13.982-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love bytes'/><title type='text'>Love Bytes 11/9</title><summary type='text'>A newlywed couple fear they will be unable to have a baby after they discovered the wife was allergic to her husband's semen.Julie Boyde, 26, discovered the problem when she and husband Mike, 27, had unprotected sexual intercourse for the first time on their wedding night.The couple had been dating for two years when they got married, but had always used protection. As soon as they had </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6771784269060274604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6771784269060274604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/love-bytes-119.html' title='Love Bytes 11/9'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/Svga8C8vGTI/AAAAAAAACzQ/V69pydizFbI/s72-c/lovebytes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-3692126321991368105</id><published>2009-11-05T07:03:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-05T07:21:07.021-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>For the right price, one Wisconsin teenager will be anybody you want him to be. The 'Sheboygan Press' reports that Calvin Gosz is offering up the opportunity to change his name on eBay. The auction is titled 'I will legally change my name to anything,' and requires a minimum bid of five-thousand-dollars. The auction ends on Sunday, and while the 19-year-old hasn't received any bids, there are a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3692126321991368105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3692126321991368105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/escape-from-wisconsin.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SvLNlzaCuAI/AAAAAAAACzI/GZpCE5CY1sc/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2263379445934103493</id><published>2009-11-04T07:12:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T07:40:31.494-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animal farm'/><title type='text'>Animal Farm 11/4</title><summary type='text'>Perhaps you are one of those who saves your credit card information on your Xbox remote so you can buy points at the very time your mood demands them. Perhaps you also have a dog then this story will be important to you.Greg was in bed with Christine but his Xbox wasn't. The next morning Greg went downstairs and checked his phone to discover that the e-mail was a thank you from Microsoft for </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2263379445934103493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2263379445934103493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/animal-farm-114.html' title='Animal Farm 11/4'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-3289449697299719953</id><published>2009-11-04T07:06:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T07:23:13.394-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thinning the herd'/><title type='text'>Thinning The Herd</title><summary type='text'>A boozer banned from supping Stella at his local downed six pints of water in protest – and died.Heavy drinker Tony Holtam, 47, collapsed on the floor in a corner of the pub “looking like he was having a fit”.Guzzling so much water so quickly had left him with dangerously low levels of sodium in his bloodstream, an inquest heard.Locals regularly saw the forestry worker knock back his favorite </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3289449697299719953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3289449697299719953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/thinning-herd.html' title='Thinning The Herd'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1293295552019636945</id><published>2009-11-03T07:16:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T07:20:14.445-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school days'/><title type='text'>School Days, Fool Days 11/3</title><summary type='text'>A collection of racy photos could cost one teacher in New Zealand her job.  The "Sydney Morning Herald" reports that the New Zealand Teachers Council is investigating Rachel Whitwell after she appeared on "Australian Penthouse's" website.  The 27-year-old is featured in six photos, two of which are totally nude.  New Zealand Educational Institute president Frances Morton encouraged the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1293295552019636945'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1293295552019636945'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/school-days-fool-days-112.html' title='School Days, Fool Days 11/3'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-4449115101076872252</id><published>2009-11-03T06:03:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T06:29:42.834-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parents'/><title type='text'>Parents of the Year?</title><summary type='text'>A Louisiana couple admitted giving an exotic bird to a woman in exchange for two children. Paul and Brandy Romero, of Eunice, pleaded guilty to two felony counts of sale of a minor. Their five-year prison sentences were suspended in exchange for their testimony against the woman accused of handing over the children, Donna Greenwell. The Romeros traded their cockatoo and $175 for the children in </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4449115101076872252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4449115101076872252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/parents-of-year.html' title='Parents of the Year?'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SubtZPJlJdI/AAAAAAAACyo/WQEMNDOwGW4/s72-c/parents.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-3041615858422972600</id><published>2009-11-02T06:30:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-02T06:34:21.823-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='star wars'/><title type='text'>Drunken Ewoks Dry Hump on the Today Show</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3041615858422972600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3041615858422972600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/11/drunken-ewoks-dry-hump-on-today-show.html' title='Drunken Ewoks Dry Hump on the Today Show'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-5470464910970917870</id><published>2009-10-29T07:19:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T08:24:05.117-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>The city of Green Bay is renaming Minnesota Avenue in honor of Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers - for this week, anyway.It's one of four fan-inspired suggestions Mayor Jim Schmitt has chosen to help the city take a few lighthearted welcome-back jabs at Brett Favre before Sunday's game against Favre's Minnesota Vikings at Lambeau Field.Schmitt also announced an essay contest asking eighth-graders</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5470464910970917870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/5470464910970917870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/escape-from-wisconsin_29.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SumXOzTk3zI/AAAAAAAACzA/9ycP1B2uB-0/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-7038645025842769008</id><published>2009-10-29T07:16:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T09:43:49.101-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fast food'/><title type='text'>Fast Food Nation</title><summary type='text'>A McDonald’s store manager in Japan died of a brain hemorrhage after being worked to death, labor officials there said. The 41-year-old woman, who was not named, had worked more than 80 hours of overtime per month for six months before she collapsed during a McDonald’s training program in Yokohama. She died three days later in the hospital.Kanagawa Labor Bureau determined the woman’s death (back </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7038645025842769008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7038645025842769008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/fast-food-nation_29.html' title='Fast Food Nation'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2117513464300680168</id><published>2009-10-29T07:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T07:16:06.060-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fast food'/><title type='text'>Fast Food Nation</title><summary type='text'>Sara Barahona is the assistant manager of a Wendy's restaurant in Jacksonville, Florida. Last Friday night, Barahona had an argument with one of her employees. Later that night, she became sick after taking a sip of her soft drink. When she lifted the lid, the drink was white and foamy. Barahona said called 911. Police arrived and collected evidence. They later determined the substance was oven </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2117513464300680168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2117513464300680168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/fast-food-nation.html' title='Fast Food Nation'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-3617014902708375224</id><published>2009-10-27T07:39:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T09:00:07.812-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bad medicine'/><title type='text'>Bad Medicine</title><summary type='text'>A Japanese man has sued a hospital, arguing it unnecessarily gave him an artificial rectum after misdiagnosing him as suffering rectal cancer, a hospital official says.The man underwent surgery in March at a university hospital in western Miyazaki prefecture to remove the tumor.But his doctor told the man, whose age and name were not reported, that a later examination found no cancer cells in the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3617014902708375224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3617014902708375224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/bad-medicine.html' title='Bad Medicine'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/Sub84vxqCxI/AAAAAAAACy4/J2MVBjziUUg/s72-c/medicine.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-4286201812624658875</id><published>2009-10-27T07:30:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T09:40:04.907-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one bad cop'/><title type='text'>One Bad Cop!!</title><summary type='text'>A Maryland cop is facing his own trouble with the law for allegedly pulling a gun on a haunted house character. Baltimore Police Sergeant Eric Michael Janik is accused of pulling a gun recently on a person dressed as the character 'Leatherface' from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Police say the finale of the House of Screams haunted house has the character chase after customers with a chainsaw with the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4286201812624658875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4286201812624658875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/one-bad-cop_27.html' title='One Bad Cop!!'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1084509994446184689</id><published>2009-10-27T07:30:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T08:19:22.003-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animal farm'/><title type='text'>Animal Farm 10/27</title><summary type='text'>Norwegian customs officials said a man attempting to enter the country from Denmark had 14 king pythons taped to his body and 10 lizards in his trousers. Officials in the town of Kristiansand said they searched the 22-year-old Norwegian man, who crossed into the country from Denmark via ferry, after finding a live tarantula in his luggage. A more in depth search turned up the reptiles hidden </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1084509994446184689'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1084509994446184689'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/animal-farm-1027.html' title='Animal Farm 10/27'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SubvjIBZXQI/AAAAAAAACyw/0-kvq7CKls0/s72-c/animalfarm.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-4961463900623764802</id><published>2009-10-21T07:19:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-21T08:29:12.100-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one bad cop'/><title type='text'>One Bad Cop!!</title><summary type='text'>Tiny bars of soap, stiff towels, Gideon Bibles — there are just some things that guests expect when checking into any hotel. But some lucky guest may have found an unexpected gift inside a Naples hotel room last spring — a package of cocaine — thanks to the Naples police department, no less.Two veteran Naples police officers lost a packet of cocaine during a training exercise last spring, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4961463900623764802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/4961463900623764802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/one-bad-cop.html' title='One Bad Cop!!'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2024095105555004902</id><published>2009-10-20T06:42:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-20T09:15:35.475-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin 10/20/09</title><summary type='text'>A Hayward, Wisconsin, grocery store was forced to shut down business for more than an hour after a bear took up residence in its liquor department. The 125-pound black bear walked into the store and eventually climbed to the top of a shelf and sat calmly until it was tranquilized and taken out of the store. The bear did not cause any damage to the merchandise.A Massachusetts man who allegedly </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2024095105555004902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2024095105555004902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/escape-from-wisconsin_20.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin 10/20/09'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/St2ni2FfhOI/AAAAAAAACyg/0zTfi02Kgm0/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-6317639352133927166</id><published>2009-10-15T05:41:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-15T05:41:00.818-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school days'/><title type='text'>School Days Fool Days 10/15</title><summary type='text'>A Kentucky principal last month screened school surveillance footage showing two teenagers having sex in the lunchroom and provided lurid play-by-play commentary as fellow educators watched the video in his office. In the wake of a probe of his bizarre behavior, Dave Wilson retired last week as head of Louisville Male High School. According to the below redacted witness reports released by </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6317639352133927166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6317639352133927166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/school-days-fool-days-1015.html' title='School Days Fool Days 10/15'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/StXVSKwTReI/AAAAAAAACyY/mQUiNIUT63s/s72-c/schooldaysfooldays.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1558403962812117697</id><published>2009-10-14T09:53:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T09:53:00.377-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tales of the very erotic'/><title type='text'>TALES! of the VERY EROTIC!</title><summary type='text'>An Islamic court has ordered an unmarried couple to be caned for trying to have sex in a car in the latest of a series of harsh punishments for Muslims in Malaysia, a lawyer says.Though Malaysia has long been upheld as an example of a moderate Muslim-majority country, recent verdicts sentencing Muslims to whipping for drinking alcohol have made headlines.Two months ago, an Islamic judge triggered</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1558403962812117697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1558403962812117697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/tales-of-very-erotic.html' title='TALES! of the VERY EROTIC!'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/StSVDaZnJFI/AAAAAAAACyA/c3WHlQyr2mM/s72-c/erotic.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-3407610211786884650</id><published>2009-10-14T06:16:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T06:39:24.995-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thinning the herd'/><title type='text'>Thinning The Herd 10/14</title><summary type='text'>Warren, Michigan police say two people didn't alert authorities and continued to do drugs for two days as a woman's body lay on the floor of a home in the Detroit suburb.Acting on a tip Oct. 7, police found Sindi Lee Baker's body covered in a blanket with a religious cross placed on her.Police tell The Macomb Daily of Mount Clemens the 50-year-old Sterling Heights resident arrived with a woman at</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3407610211786884650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3407610211786884650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/thinning-herd-1014.html' title='Thinning The Herd 10/14'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/StW1VVxqIKI/AAAAAAAACyQ/9Q2YtXtfXfU/s72-c/thinningtheherd.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-416639276539015219</id><published>2009-10-14T03:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-14T06:38:03.162-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'> A 24-year-old Brookfield man is facing up to 175 years in prison on felony child charges – all because he left his cell phone behind at a local tavern.Police say Aaaron Klein rang up a $57 tab at a bar on Capitol Drive when he told the bartender he didn’t have the cash to pay up. So, he left behind his cell phone as collateral and said he would return later to pay his bill.After he left, the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/416639276539015219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/416639276539015219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/escape-from-wisconsin_14.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/StSWAfRjjlI/AAAAAAAACyI/eSxcAXV5GLA/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2772861185455739096</id><published>2009-10-09T07:28:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-09T07:37:57.508-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin 10/9/09</title><summary type='text'>A Green Bay Packers fan has been charged with stabbing another man outside a Minneapolis restaurant Monday after the two argued over the game in which the Packers lost to the Minnesota Vikings. Ryan Hinderaker, 30, “bickered back and forth” in the restaurant with a 41-year-old man about the game. Police said Hinderaker was wearing a Packers T-shirt.After the game, the man followed Hinderaker </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2772861185455739096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2772861185455739096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/escape-from-wisconsin-10909.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin 10/9/09'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/Ss8s20C8SZI/AAAAAAAACx4/O_06IJ9WPKk/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-7290166873615151850</id><published>2009-10-06T08:05:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-06T08:44:39.176-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fast food'/><title type='text'>Fast Food Nation 10/6/09</title><summary type='text'> Last Thursday at the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Norwell, Massachusetts, a couple began yelling profanities at the restaurant employees when their food took too long. A man in the restaurant asked them to stop for the sake of children in line. As that man was leaving the restaurant, Jared Garfagna, 31, ran up behind him and punched him in the head. The man fell to the ground and Garfagna's </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7290166873615151850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7290166873615151850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/fast-food-nation-10609.html' title='Fast Food Nation 10/6/09'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SstIQIsfwoI/AAAAAAAACxw/gRPsromZqxs/s72-c/ffnation.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-656746177922023315</id><published>2009-10-06T07:21:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-06T07:38:31.345-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>An Appleton driver who was involved in four crashes in seven minutes has suffered life-threatening injuries. The Wisconsin State Patrol says the 23-year-old was driving in Outagamie County Sunday afternoon when he struck a guardrail. He then rear-ended two vehicles and continued driving. Moments later he struck a traffic standard in the median of a county highway and ended up eastbound in the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/656746177922023315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/656746177922023315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/escape-from-wisconsin.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/Sss6PEL7zcI/AAAAAAAACxo/DkkbE5gtk1g/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-7956289720719127305</id><published>2009-10-01T08:34:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-02T08:04:55.568-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love bytes'/><title type='text'>Love Bytes</title><summary type='text'>A Pasadena woman was so pissed when her former common-law husband took back jewelry he’d given her, she took his goldfish from his apartment, and then ate them. The two had argued over jewelry he had given her but then took back, and when the man refused to return the jewelry to her, she took seven goldfish from his west Pasadena home. The man called police, who went to the woman’s home to see if</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7956289720719127305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/7956289720719127305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/10/love-bytes.html' title='Love Bytes'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-3786968788612054771</id><published>2009-09-30T07:16:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T08:09:18.951-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ATW'/><title type='text'>Around the World (in EXACTLY 80 Seconds)</title><summary type='text'>DATELINE QATAR: A professional soccer referee is in trouble for taking a leak on the field during a match. Massimo Busacca relieved himself during a televised game in the country of Qatar. Busacca, who has been a FIFA ref since 1999 and officiated in tournaments in Austria and Switzerland, is no stranger to controversy. He was given a three-match ban after flipping off the crowd after a match on </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3786968788612054771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3786968788612054771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/around-world-in-exactly-80-seconds.html' title='Around the World (in EXACTLY 80 Seconds)'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SsNYeQonY6I/AAAAAAAACxg/Acvrc6PBefE/s72-c/atwin80.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1286736484744845604</id><published>2009-09-30T00:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T07:07:39.223-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='squirrels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin 9/30</title><summary type='text'>An unfortunate mistake during a hunting trip led to one Wisconsin man being shot. The "Shawno Leader" reports that Chou Vang was shot by his cousin Ge Vang while hunting for squirrels. Department of Natural Resources warden Mark Schraufnagel explains, "The hunting partner observed a squirrel in the woods, and moments later observed movement he assumed was the squirrel, and fired one shot at what </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1286736484744845604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1286736484744845604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/escape-from-wisconsin-930.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin 9/30'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SsNIih4KjqI/AAAAAAAACxY/YDdJ-vtwtDA/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-8256335911871056497</id><published>2009-09-28T07:31:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-28T08:20:48.137-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animal farm'/><title type='text'>Animal Farm</title><summary type='text'>Mississippi police had to use a stun gun to capture an escaped emu that was spotted dodging in and out of traffic on a road near the town of Forest.Then they used handcuffs to make certain the huge, ostrich-like bird didn't run off. The flightless bird -- a native of Australia -- can sprint at more than 30 mph.He was returned to the local exhibition center where he's been on display. A South </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8256335911871056497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8256335911871056497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/animal-farm.html' title='Animal Farm'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-2197481222170197716</id><published>2009-09-28T07:17:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-28T08:15:52.408-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love bytes'/><title type='text'>Love Bytes 9/28/09</title><summary type='text'>Police in Concord, California, have arrested pilot Tom Huey and accused him of stalking his ex-girlfriend by repeatedly flying his plane low over her house. Sgt. Tiffiny Leftwich says Huey made several low passes over a residential neighborhood. A dozen residents called police to complain. Huey was arrested shortly after landing the Beech single-engine aircraft. Police have been investigating </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2197481222170197716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/2197481222170197716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/love-bytes-92809.html' title='Love Bytes 9/28/09'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SsCx0FxEPdI/AAAAAAAACxQ/vOM7txWMASk/s72-c/lovebytes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-724231265918063740</id><published>2009-09-24T06:37:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T08:09:39.693-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one bad cop'/><title type='text'>One Bad Cop</title><summary type='text'>Several Polk County, FL police officers may have bowled themselves out of a job after they were caught playing a Nintendo Wii bowling game during a drug raid. The undercover drug investigators face disciplinary action after a security camera filmed them playing the video game while they raided a convicted drug dealer’s home in Polk County, Florida.The officers were executing a search warrant but,</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/724231265918063740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/724231265918063740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/one-bad-cop.html' title='One Bad Cop'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-8641423115329468823</id><published>2009-09-23T07:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T07:12:48.103-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thinning the herd'/><title type='text'>Thinning The Herd 9/23/09</title><summary type='text'>A man fell off a Minneapolis overpass Sunday night into an open-top convertible. Police said it was unclear whether it is was a suicide, an accident or if he was pushed, but investigators said he landed inside an open-top convertible that was passing by. The man driving the convertible, 46-year-old Robert Lehr, and his passenger were not seriously hurt. The man who fell was pronounced dead on the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8641423115329468823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8641423115329468823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/thinning-herd.html' title='Thinning The Herd 9/23/09'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SroQsvsMpUI/AAAAAAAACxI/fIiSqLyGoC0/s72-c/thinningtheherd.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-8300914407268041154</id><published>2009-09-23T06:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T07:22:16.375-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='school days'/><title type='text'>School Days Fool Days 9/23/09</title><summary type='text'>A teacher at Grant Community High School in Fox Lake, Illinois was arrested for giving students alcohol, marijuana and Zoloft in exchange for cleaning her house. Kym Krocza, 41, taught algebra and calculus. Krocza allegedly befriended the teens before they started attending the school two months ago, because they live near her home. She was charged with two counts of contributing to the criminal </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8300914407268041154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8300914407268041154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/school-days-fool-days_17.html' title='School Days Fool Days 9/23/09'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SrKUIMVJJVI/AAAAAAAACwo/CWYLrI6rU7k/s72-c/schooldaysfooldays.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-6445373614067538930</id><published>2009-09-23T05:37:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T05:37:00.521-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parents'/><title type='text'>Father of the Year? 9/23/09</title><summary type='text'> A Riverview, Florida man is in jail after punishing his daughter… According to an arrest report, 34-year-old Jose Ajpacaja-Ajiataz beat his daughter with a belt, then shaved off her hair. Hillsborough deputies say Ajpacaja-Ajiataz was mad because his daughter took jewelry from Wal-Mart without paying for it and used a Game Boy without permission. The punishment allegedly started on Friday, when </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6445373614067538930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/6445373614067538930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/father-of-year-92309.html' title='Father of the Year? 9/23/09'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SreP-jLJEDI/AAAAAAAACxA/Vh-JzX9BQI0/s72-c/parents.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-9189605586193210715</id><published>2009-09-23T03:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-23T03:34:00.736-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love bytes'/><title type='text'>Love Bytes 9/23/09</title><summary type='text'>A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg (almost 30 lbs.) glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova, 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina.“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/9189605586193210715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/9189605586193210715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/love-bytes-92309.html' title='Love Bytes 9/23/09'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SrePSSIgJnI/AAAAAAAACw4/qdg0uR-DWLk/s72-c/lovebytes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1452646386468703445</id><published>2009-09-21T07:04:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-21T07:19:19.744-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='believe it or don&apos;t'/><title type='text'>Believe It Or Don't! 9/21/09</title><summary type='text'>A new study of 3,000 women, aged between 18 and 65, claims that the average woman cannot keep a secret for longer than 47 hours. Researchers found women will typically spill the beans to at least one other person in 47 hours and 15 minutes. Depending on who the gossip is about, their boyfriend, husband, best friend or mother are the most likely to be the first person they tell. Daniel Jones, 23, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1452646386468703445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1452646386468703445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/believe-it-or-dont-92109.html' title='Believe It Or Don&apos;t! 9/21/09'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SrdsD8ahtVI/AAAAAAAACww/f2MP3P4Gzt8/s72-c/believe.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-8181755887852722484</id><published>2009-09-18T06:54:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-18T07:19:54.785-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin 9/18/09</title><summary type='text'>Workers at a Shopko store in River Falls, Wisconsin, caught Justin Larson leaving the store wearing a stolen miniskirt and bikini on Sunday. Police said they also found a bra and a bikini top in his pocket. Larson told police he took the clothes to impress his estranged wife, to smooth things over with her. Police gave him a citation for shoplifting."A Lake Winnebago, Wisconsin fisherman reeled </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8181755887852722484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/8181755887852722484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/escape-from-wisconsin-91809.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin 9/18/09'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-1994604342177612218</id><published>2009-09-17T06:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-17T08:28:23.531-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wisconsin'/><title type='text'>Escape from Wisconsin</title><summary type='text'>They need to come up with some new hobbies. A father and son won the championship in different age divisions for spitting dead crickets at a bizarre contest in Marshfield, WisconsinThe beer was literally flying over the weekend in the Wisconsin town of Cassel. According to the "Wausau Daily Herald," four men were arrested after throwing a keg from their car during a chase with police. Authorities</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1994604342177612218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/1994604342177612218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/escape-from-wisconsin.html' title='Escape from Wisconsin'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/SqeZxLj4YnI/AAAAAAAACwI/UBu9BIm54dk/s72-c/escape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-3028368290874725121</id><published>2009-09-14T08:15:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T08:17:08.690-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><title type='text'>Kayne interupts the President</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3028368290874725121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/3028368290874725121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/kayne-interupts-president.html' title='Kayne interupts the President'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/Sq5CTdLor7I/AAAAAAAACwY/aMkpWnQe0Pg/s72-c/tube.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-134487148193943421</id><published>2009-09-14T05:47:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-14T06:44:40.764-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='creepy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sportsdesk'/><title type='text'>Beyond the Sportsdesk...Like Um and Chris Collinsworth</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/134487148193943421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/134487148193943421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/betyond-sportsdeskchris-collinsworth.html' title='Beyond the Sportsdesk...Like Um and Chris Collinsworth'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21683680.post-507157635041838275</id><published>2009-09-09T06:53:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-09-09T08:03:43.460-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='believe it or don&apos;t'/><title type='text'>Believe It Or Don't! 9/9/09</title><summary type='text'>Dave Vontesmar nearly 30 miles a day from his home in north Phoenix to his job at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport. Each day he passes through a series of photo radar speed traps. He has 37 unpaid photo-enforcement tickets. But Vontesmar isn't paying them, because in each of the pictures, the driver of his car is wearing a monkey mask. "Not one of them there is a picture where you can </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/507157635041838275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21683680/posts/default/507157635041838275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://daveanddarren.blogspot.com/2009/09/believe-it-or-dont-9909.html' title='Believe It Or Don&apos;t! 9/9/09'/><author><name>dave&amp;amp;darrenshow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14498836332710492873</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='27' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/R-hGSNLuoQI/AAAAAAAABJw/uUC3M4pmur8/S220/dadlogo.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CUxWwOFY-p8/Sqedge2m4pI/AAAAAAAACwQ/LMjKKY_KnP8/s72-c/believe.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry></feed>
